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BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR WISHES!!!!

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet and romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for ...being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband'. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me'. The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

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I love that!
Haha! Bob and I will be up to our 50th on December 2. I keep asking myself how this happened. Persistence, I guess.
Congratulations. Hope you have a great day. How did it happen? LOVE.
I guess we got old together. This morning I mentioned it to him and he said, "Really? It seems longer than that." We both cracked up. So one thread is our sense of humor. And even when he was in the depths of PTSD and being a real a**hole, he was the neatest a**hole I knew. I've always loved him, and we lived this long...
Hahaha! That's a cute one. My husband loves jokes like this. I'll tell it to him later. Now I have one for you:

A man and woman were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with all the pomp and ceremony that marks such an occasion. Gathered around were their children, siblings, friends, and family. It was a grand party.
Later that evening, back home, the woman heard her husband weeping. She put her arm around his shoulders and asked, "Why are you crying? Didn't you have a good day?"

The husband wiped away his tears and smiled a watery smile. "It was a great day, yes," he said.
"Then what's wrong?" she asked again.
"Well," said he, "remember when we were kids and you got pregnant and your dad said either I married you or he'd see me in jail for twenty five years? I'd have gotten out yesterday."

Bu-duh-bum-ching!
Good one. :)
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