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A man was having a conversation with God

Man: What is a million years like to you, O God?
God: Like one second, my son.
Man: What is a million dollars like to you, my Lord?
God: Like one penny, my son.
Man: Can you lend me a “penny”?
God: Sure! Just a second …



Hope you had a wonderful peaceful Christmas - or do you now consider Murphy to have been an optimist?

Murphy's Law:
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you expect.
And if anything can go wrong,
It will, at the worst possible moment.